OK, here’s where I stand. I’m going to come out and call Prometheus the second-best film of 2012 (after TDKR obviously). There’s going to be some serious CGI eviscerations, slightly embarassing Ridley Scott retreads, and too much Fassbender to contain on IMAX. Oh, man. The Fassbender factor in this is nigh-impossible (Charlize and Noomi are welcome bonuses). My alternate titles/ideas for this film goes something like this:
The Fassbender Centipede — because, hello?!?! I wish the Fassbender was a facehugger shaped like his perfectly sculpted ass, one imagines.
Alien5 — the 5 is supposed to be an “S” hence recalling the legendary film and also hinting at the chronological order of this film but it is a prequel of sorts so thats a bit problematic
Space Jockeys in Space — “In space, no one can hear you jam.” It’s Space Jockeys, spinning crazy tunes in space! Totally not for kids.
Untitled Blade Runner Sequel — Fake IMDB has this listed as in-production and will star Michael Fassbender as a new employee at newly merged Tyrell-Yutani’s research corp. He is a replicant and he and his team will journey across the stars in search of our beginnings (but what they find may be our end!!!!!!!)